I have a news alert set on nytimes.com to send me an email every time a story is published in their Recipes for Health series. Each week, the author, Martha Rose Shulman, picks a theme of sorts (e.g. healthy grains; pantry items; vegetable pies) and offers up 5 recipes. They’re not always of interest (like the week on tomatoes that showed up just after all the news about the blight…) but especially with all the new-to-me ingredients I’ve been getting from Stoneledge, it’s nice to have an ever-growing list of new-to-me recipes of same.
However (and you know it’s big when I break the rules and start a sentence with “however”), my news alert did not work this week. This week’s theme was collard greens. So boo to you,
New York Times. Luckily I have friends looking out for me, like A., who pointed me towards a Food Network recipe for
Vegetarian “Southern-Style” Collard Greens, from someone named Sunny Anderson. I rarely watch the Food Network anymore (though I’ve recently discovered the marathons of Lidia Bastianich on some channel called Create…) so I have no clue who this Ms. Anderson is, but her recipe for collards fit the bill. And was delicious.
As with
some kale I cooked up recently, the general methods are not unique. But there are some good small variations, and you can’t argue with the end result.
Start off with some onion in a big pot, in a mix of olive oil and butter (always a hit combination).
Add chopped garlic and red pepper flakes.
Then add the collards (the recipe doesn’t state this explicitly, but I implicitly inferred that the stems needed to be cut out before being chopped). I should note that this is in fact a mix of collards and turnip greens, since the two seem to be interchangeable in many ways, and I hadn’t yet used the greens from the previous week of turnips.
Stir it all up and then add a few cups of the stock of your choice (Better than Bouillon chicken is what’s generally in my fridge for occasions like this, though I’m in the market for a reliable pre-made vegetable stock) and cook, covered, for 40 minutes.
Then as a final touch, add some chopped tomatoes. I went with canned, because I had some leftover that needed to be used, so my greens were a bit more watery than they are probably meant to be. Still, a success. (Thanks for the tip, A.!)
And now, a brief interlude. It turns out, according to the emergent intelligence of wikipedia, that on a genetic level, collard greens are indistinguishable from kale (though not the Siberian variety), broccoli, cabbage (though not Napa cabbage), and cauliflower. That is probably not paraphrased very well. What I mean is that they are the same as far down as their genus and species (Brassica oleracea) and it is only at the cultivar level that they differ. Similarly, the turnip I am about to prepare (below) is the same thing as Napa cabbage, bok choy, mizuna, and broccoli rabe (Brassica rapa, hence rabe, or rapini). My understanding of plant genetics is that, therefore, any of those different cultivars could be crossed together without too much trouble (hence broccoflower). And the slightly obsessive organizer in me now wants to redo all the vegetable tags for this blog according to species…
Moving on.
This is the biggest turnip in all of creation. It weighed over 2 pounds.
After much debate, I decided to go with a Bittman recipe for
Braised Turnips with Mustard Sauce that I found on a blog called Eat This. While collards and turnips do not make for the most bio-diverse of dinners, it turns out that the turnips take about 40 minutes to prepare, which is perfect because what else are you going to do while the collards are simmering? You’ve got all that time to kill anyway, so you might as well cut up the turnip into big chunks and cook it in olive oil, seasoned with salt and pepper, for 10 minutes or so, turning the pieces so they get nicely browned.
And then you can check on the collards, which are coming along nicely, before you pour in the stock of your choice and let the turnips simmer for 10-15 minutes, until they’re tender.
Check the collards again, then remove the cooked turnip chunks to a bowl. Mix together some whole grain mustard with cornstarch (or ideally arrowroot powder, but I’ll be damned if I’m going to throw away that stupid box of cornstarch just because it doesn’t really fit with my new hippy-dippy semi-healthy cooking preferences. I will use every last teaspoon of it if it kills me. Which it probably will.) and stir that into the liquid left in the pan.
Cook for a few minutes, until it thickens a bit, and pour it over the turnips.
I really like the flavor of this dish, but I have to confess I need to refine my turnip-cooking skills, because the texture is just mush. Sometimes mush is what you want, but I think these would have benefited from slightly less simmering.
Oh, and mustard is also in the
Brassica genus (species varies by color of the seeds), so this dinner was REALLY low on the bio-diversity scale. At least there were some onions in there, and tomatoes…